MJ is bad and Eminem sucks


Hay algo que une a Michael Jackson y Britney Spears. Y eso es, que ambos auto-destruyeron sus propias carreras con infames y ridiculas desiciones, si lo piensan. No me interesa la fortuna de Britney, pero Michael Jackson solia ser grande. Madonna evoluciono y dejo de ser solo bubis y cara ancha, pero Michael Jackson degenero y se conviertio en la actriz que salio de chango en Planet Of The Apes. Y no podemos olvidar su triste enfermedad que lo atrae a los pequeños. MJ is bad. Es mejor que considere su muerte en 1990 y lo deje como el Pop Star que antes fue. Me gustaba… algo.

Me exalte. Pero fue en razon de serlo despues de ver el video de Beat It y bailar juento a el. O junto a la tele.

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Eminem. Lo primero que llega a mi mente son bolitas de colores con una ‘m’ tatuada. Yumi. Anyways, Eminem cancelo su gira por Europa por “exhaustion, complicated by other medical issues.” y se encuentra en un hospital en tratamiento por su adiccion a pastillas para dormir.

Ha! espero que leas ingles por que esto esta HILARIOUS.

Unfortunately, sleeping pill addiction is the kind of drug addiction that old white politicians get, not hardcore gangster rappers. You don’t see Snoop Dogg checking himself into a hospital because he likes tranquilizers, you see him smoking eight joints at once and then walking around stoned out of his mind, having sex with however many hos he can get his hands on. As if Eminem wasn’t already the whitest rapper in the world, he has to be addicted to the whitest drug in the world, too? You’d think as a rapper he’d try to earn some street cred by doing marijuana or cocaine, not taking sleeping pills. I’ve lost all respect for his misogyny and gay bashing now. Never again can I look at a woman or a homosexual and think “I hate you because Eminem told me to.”

The Superficial

Por eso, Snoop’s gangsta.

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